The only person standing in your way is you.
you tell me
how many star in the sky
Like 7 star
good job nasa keep up the good work
I’m laughing so hard omg
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
I read that as “waffle” at first and was like “MMMMM. HELL YEAH, IT DOES.”
i always tell the girls: never take it seriously. if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Zuhair Murad Paris Fashion Week 2014 - DETAILS
he fucking knows he knows the secret
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP