this series was fun. I remember my tutor tried to get all “damn girl I love your work with feminism what a deep concept” and I was like nah I just like baths and … nipples
i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
— Clay Bicknese (via lettersiwill-never-sendtoyou)
this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is
im feeling really judged right now
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
I love this poetry so much that it makes my heart sick.
Tina Fey’s photobombs.
I aspire to be this woman