if you ever feel like you made a stupid purchase just remember theres men somewhere out there who pay monthly for porn
somehow i ended up getting to the weird whiny white girl part of youtube
if you read it from bottom to top it’s a taylor swift album
THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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i had my buns out
all i needed was the wiener
but i made one crucial mistake
i forgot to keep an eye out for selener
the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”
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Purrito [laenova]
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Joe Biden speaking today about sexual violence against women. (via poshspots)
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…how I love Joe Biden.
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